This Is the End is a 2013 American apocalyptic comedy film about fictionalized versions of celebrities facing a global apocalypse of biblical proportions. Screenplay, story and direction by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. Nothing ruins a party like the end of the world.( taglines). This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Dead End. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. The sentinels are slowly destroying the whole ship, as one looms near Trinity, who ducks to cover Neo. In the Matrix, Neo lunges for the phone, just as Morpheus uses the EMP to destroy the sentinels. Neo's eyes open, and he smiles at Trinity as he kisses her. We see a screen like the one at the beginning.
TASHA:
Thanks.
Have a good class.
Okay, someone has to address
this towel situation.
Because, like,
I labeled the beds..
specifically for certain towels.
Hi, Renee Bennett.
Oh.
Uh, Renee Bennett.
Final cut pro 10.12.5. Is this not where I go?
No, this is where you go.
Just sign in here.
- Do you need shoes?
- Okay. Yes.
- Okay, what size?
- Eight.
- Eight?
- Seven.
- Seven. Okay.
- Nine and a half.
A nine and a half?
- Nine..
- Okay. Yeah.
Double-wide?
Double what?
Double-wide.
Like the trailer?
- Um.. Hmm..
- Double-wide. Just..
(LOUDLY) Do we have
a double-wide shoe?
It's just like a regular shoe,
but it's wider,
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and then it's wider for that.
I guess for just wider feet.
You know what,
I think we have a male instructor
who used to be, like, a fireman.
Maybe he matches
your big foot?
I'm just going to take these.
These are perfect.
Okay. Have a good class.
So, your first time?
Mmm-hmm.
Me, too.
- Really?
- Yeah.
We all got to
start somewhere, right?
Yeah.
- All right, well, good luck.
- Yeah.
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- See you in there.
- You too.
Sorry.
Sorry.
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
- (GRUNTS)
Oh, sh*t, are you okay?
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah.
No, seriously, are you okay?
'Cause that looks bad.
Yeah, no, I'm just going
to get some smaller shoes.
- Are you okay?
- Um.. Yeah.
Hey, guys, this is Jen,
and today I wanted to share
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Now I'm taking
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This is Jen, and I will
talk to you guys next time.
(SIGHS)
- Hi.
- Hi.
Are you shopping for a gift?
Oh, no, just kind of
browsing for me.
Okay. Um..
So sizing is a little limited
here in the store,
but you could probably
find your size online.
Hey, hi.
(CRYING)
A guy ran by. It was weird.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- I'm trying.
- Just, like, ask.
Just get in there.
(KEYS JANGLING)
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
Mason?
Should we have
more, like, banter?
Nah, I'm good.
We should have fun in here.
We should come in and be,
like, excited to interact.
I had sex last night.
Uh.. Oh, cool.
I was alone.
Forget it.
Did you get that email
from Corporate?
Complaints about
the Clafoutis lipstick?
The Clafoutis?
Customers are saying..
it's way more orange
than it looks online.
No. Okay, then tell me
this isn't
the exact same color.
Look at this.
Look.
I just write code.
Come on, Mason.
This is exactly
why they should just
let us run the website
from the 5th Avenue
headquarters.
Right?
God!
Why does Lily LeClaire,
like, hide us
in this weird
Chinatown basement?
I'm so sick of it.
Aren't you sick of this?
No.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm getting a coffee.
A real coffee. Not that crap.
Do you want anything?
- Bagutti.
- You mean a baguette?
- Yeah.
- You want a whole baguette?
Half.
Half a baguette.
That's not weird.
- Yeah?
- Yeah,
the highlighter does it.
Viv, you look gorgeous.
- Right?
- Yeah, you look really beautiful.
Ooh.
Wow. I mean, I do look pretty.
Just.. I don't know